- Recording begins with laughter coming from Spoderman
LAUGH-LAST: Sorry to startle you. I just heard sins and I was... magically conjured.
Xaviul: Well that's what we like to hear!
LAUGH-LAST: How was your night?
Xaviul: Oh you know. We are having our ups, Spoder is having his downs.
Spoderman: I keep losing my grappling hook.
LAUGH-LAST: Oh, Spoder. That is the sadist thing I have ever heard
Spoderman: Thank you god.
LAUGH-LAST: And Xaviul. Thought of any good jokes for me? I have given you some time.
Xaviul: Oh you are so kind! But, you know.
- A sleeper climbs on top of the house both Spoderman and Xaviul are sitting on top of, walking towards Xaviul
Xaviul: Oop, hello ma'am. She's coming.
LAUGH-LAST: : Well if you don't have anything for me right now there is always tomorrow.
Xaviul: Oh don't worry. I got one.
LAUGH-LAST: Ooo
Xaviul: What do you call a former Thee-I-Dare follower?
LAUGH-LAST: What?
Xaviul: A new Laugh-Last follower. Cause we got Spoder right here!
LAUGH-LAST: Hey! That is my favorite kind of joke.
Spoderman: Yeah. What a betrayal. It's hilarious.
LAUGH-LAST: Spoder. you are totally team Laugh-Last now?
Spoderman: Yeah very much so. I just talked to Thee-I-Dare the other night and officially parted ways.
LAUGH-LAST: Wow! So wait. Does that make me the rebound guy? Ughh.
Spoderman: Uh no, I consider you the better option.
Xaviul: Yeah, we consider you the upgrade.
LAUGH-LAST: You are speaking my language. I love it! Well listen I just wanted to give you both some love. Thank you for spreading the good word, and making this world a little bit more fun every night.
Xaviul: Oh well we try. Anything else we can do for you big guy?
LAUGH-LAST: I got some big plans coming up and I might need your help. I'll be in touch when the time is right
Xaviul: Well that is what we like to hear. We will be waiting.
Spoderman: Very exciting.
LAUGH-LAST: Put on your pranking pants.
Xaviul: Lets shake it up.
LAUGH-LAST: Alright I got a thing and another thing... you know me. Sups busy all the time.
Xaviul: Oh yeah. But it was great to see you, and hopefully by the time we get to talk again I will have a few more pranksters under our belt. Spoder is just the beginning.
LAUGH-LAST: I can't wait to hear a whole bunch of new chuckleheads. Thank you. Thank you for being my headliner. You are all the best. Goodnight!
Xaviul: Goodnight!
Spoderman: Goodnight!