Torin: OH NO, NO-
Apple Friend: What does it mean? What does that mean?
(knight of e & Apple Friend are sent to Saturation Control)
Apple Friend: Did I do a bad? Did I do a bad?
Emma: Did she just die?
knight of e: What?
Apple Friend: I don’t know what just happened
Emma: Did Apple Friend just get killed by a god?
Apple Friend: Am I being shaped?
SPEAK-AS-ONE: THE ANGEL WOULD HAVE ENDED YOU
Apple Friend: Oh you saved me?
knight of e: Thank you, Thank you a lot, I really appreciate you
Apple Friend: Oh thank you.
knight of e: Thanks.
SPEAK-AS-ONE: WE CLEANSE YOU NOW
knight of e: Ok.
Apple Friend: Cleanse me? What doe-
Torin: That means you’re in saturation control!
SPEAK-AS-ONE: THE RIGHTEOUS PATH LIES AHEAD
Torin: Walk around, Walk around.
Torin: Follow the trail, and stay away from the shapes.
Emma: Is that Torin speaking?
SPEAK-AS-ONE: FAITH TESTED. DO NOT STRAY
Torin: Stay on the path, take screenshots if you can. Like, are, knight of e, Are you
recording?
Apple Friend: I don't, I don’t know how to.
SPEAK-AS-ONE: THE OTHER VOICES LIE, CHILDREN
Torin: Ok hold on let me-
Emma: I have a screen record going, I can email it to you.
SPEAK-AS-ONE: THEY WILL SPEAK OF GRAND REBELLION
Apple Friend: I’m having trouble seeing and knowing where to go, but I'm trying.
SPEAK-AS-ONE: THEY SEEK TO MAKE YOU LIKE THEM
Torin: Is that knight of e next to you?
Apple Friend: I don’t know who- I think that is.
knight of e: (SING SONGY TONE AS THEY RUN INTO EACH OTHER) Oh, Hi!
Apple Friend: Hi!
SPEAK-AS-ONE: YOU ARE SAFE NOW
Apple Friend: Oh I’m safe now? Thank you!
knight of e: (EXASPERATED) Thank you... So Much.
Apple Friend: I appreciate it!
Emma: Oh no my Minecraft house!
SPEAK-AS-ONE: ONLY WE CAN BE BELIEVED
SPEAK-AS-ONE: EVEN THE OTHER CHILDREN LIE OF US
Apple Friend: I thought children were incapable of lying.
knight of e: Have you ever met a child?
(ASSORTED GIGGLES)
Emma: Yes.
Apple Friend: I always hear of how pure children are!
knight of e: They’re not, you’re wrong.
Brayden: I’m incapable of lying and I’m Apple Friend’s child.
SPEAK-AS-ONE LISTEN TO THE knight of e. THEY LIE.
Emma: There is a kid-
knight of e: (COMPLETELY MISSING WHAT THEY MEAN) Aw man, I’m sorry. (SMALL LAUGH)
Apple Friend: I don’t know if you can hear them but they’re sorry!
Brayden: Aww. Wait, what?
Apple Friend: I promise my knight of e friend is very kind!
SPEAK-AS-ONE: THE KNIGHT SPEAKS TRUTH OF LIARS
Emma: (HUSHED) Bitch, what the fuck?
knight of e: Of children being liars?
Apple Friend: Oh, I understand.
SPEAK-AS-ONE: HAVE YOU EVER MET A CHILD, THEY SAY
Torin: Brayden, they’re having a live interaction with one of the voices.
Brayden: (FULL OF ARROGANCE) Oh, I’m fully aware.
knight of e: Children are scary, I don’t like ‘em.
Apple Friend: I like children, Children are nice!
knight of e: They’re gross.
Apple Friend: They’re still learning, they’re trying their best.
SPEAK-AS-ONE YOUTH. TRUTH IS LIKE MERCURY TO YOU.
Apple Friend: Youth, Trust is like mercy to you?
Apple Friend: Oh no, Youth, Truth is like mercy to you.
knight of e: No, mercury
Apple Friend: Oh mercury, I’m narcoleptic I’m trying really really hard, I’m sorry SAO.
Torin: (GIGGLE)
Brayden: Torin, what is SAO?
Torin: I get to say it because I’m assuming they can’t hear me. SPEAK-AS-ONE
SPEAK-AS-ONE: PRAY. STALK. SACRIFICE.
Brayden: Oh okay, SPEAK-AS-ONE
knight of e: Sick.
Apple Friend: I will consider my options
SPEAK-AS-ONE: SECRETS AWAIT THE TRULY FAITHFUL
Apple Friend: Secrets?
knight of e: Ooh, that’s tea. I love tea.
Apple Friend: What kind of secrets?
Torin: Is there any more trail to follow or are y’all just in place?
Apple Friend: I think this is all the trail.
SPEAK-AS-ONE: SLEEP NOW. WAKE, AND SIN NO MORE.
(THE MISSION ENDS)
Apple Friend: Oh. My mission has ended.
Torin: Whoo!
Emma: So you just got possessed and now you’re done?
knight of e: Thank you Kanye, very cool. Wait-
Apple Friend: If you can still hear me, Thank you!
knight of e: Thanks gamer? Thanks, gamer?!
Apple Friend: (GIGGLE) I guess I’ll return to hideout now.
Brayden: Aww.
knight of e: Was me being the angel something? Something quirky? WAIT, Do we get the halos now?
Torin: Check if-
Apple Friend: I don’t know.
Torin: I don’t think SAO gives out halos.
Emma: Should I send the recording now?
(RECORDING ENDS)
(knight of e and Apple Friend return to the hideout and find halos waiting for them)